BuzzFeed UK Content Writer.
"I’ve seen so many posts recently of Europeans shocked these things exist. They’re great. Get on board everyone."
"I took the remote control on a school residential trip to France when my parents pissed me off."
"When the documentary aired, all you could see in the background was me run, fall, and then see my feet poking out of a cupboard."
"If you need friendships with women who are in unstable places... I am not the right partner for you."
If you didn't feel old before, you might do now...
"No one has to be great or master anything. Do it because it makes you happy."
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
"I lay in my bed in physical and mental anguish at the thought of calling in sick the first time I did it."
"The act of cannibalism is not illegal in the Netherlands."
"Ex-girlfriend pronounced rhododendron as RaDonDaDron."
"I took the remote control on a school residential trip to France when my parents pissed me off."
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
"Every single frame in Home Alone contains something red and green in it."
"If you need friendships with women who are in unstable places... I am not the right partner for you."
"The act of cannibalism is not illegal in the Netherlands."
"I read a chapter before going to bed, and I couldn't fall asleep until I knew what happened next."
If you pass on pigs in blankets then we can't be friends...
Come on... Don't be a Grinch about it.
"When the documentary aired, all you could see in the background was me run, fall, and then see my feet poking out of a cupboard."
"Someone needs to tell those rhinos they need to get busy. We’re cheering for them."