Ex-cleaner who loves finding the best home, beauty, food, and outdoor products. Always huntin' for a bargain
"It's like it was shot and choreographed by an alien whose only reference to human sexuality was softcore mags in the '90s."
"Assume positive intent. Most people (and most businesses) are not out to hurt or trick you, they're just out here doing their best."
Or at least, it'll give it a good guess.
"The greater one-horned rhino population in India and Nepal is growing."
From Angela Basset to the phrase "ice cream so good."
"Grandma forgot where she hid the presents. Haven’t found them yet."
"One applicant mentioned how much he could bench and the characters he played in high school theatre. He was in his mid-to-late twenties."
Or at least, it'll give a good guess.
"It's baffling and sad to see career lows from every actor who agreed to be in this film."
Nobody said "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to work we go" in Snow White.
"I will be thinking about this book for a very long time."
"It's baffling and sad to see career lows from every actor who agreed to be in this film."
"Over time, I observed that the people who had hard lives were often the ones who were super into things like office Christmas or birthday parties."
"The day my dad’s ashes were delivered, he came home and told me I was ruining his life because I was 'sad all the time.'"
"My ex-boyfriend once offered my gift to him back to me."
"She would steal my underwear, wear them during that time of the month, and put them back in my underwear drawer, unwashed."
"You can do everything right and still fail."
"A colleague of mine woke up with a horse in their back garden."
"The greater one-horned rhino population in India and Nepal is growing."